Look at that sexy beast…wow. Could you imagine holding this bill? You’d be like, “Shit, man. I’ve got $5,000 in my wallet. Fuck buying a bacon wrapped hot dog, I can buy the whole cart and still have change left over to buy all the bootlegged DVDs on Mission Street!!”
There was a time, back before the interwebs, when banks used big bill denominations to transfer money between each other. Instead of sending over tons of bags filled with $100 bills the US Mint printed up these fatty fuckers. There was everything from a $500 bill up to a $100,000 bill.
What’s crazy is that these big bills were taken out of circulation back in 1969, which means that old Mr. Madison up there was actually worth about $29,000 last time he was used. Imagine walking around with that in your pocket? I’d feel nervous as shit.
Someone, I don’t remember who, told me a story that they were in line at the post office and a really old guy (like 90 years old) showed the person a $1000 bill that he had in his wallet. To answer your question, no he didn’t beat up the old guy and take the money, although that would be a pretty good story.
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I discovered yesterday that bacon wrapped hot dogs are even delishis when sober!
WHO KNEW?
(That 5k bill is a sexy, sexy beast.)
Yes, they are good sober. But better drunk