Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:
Craigslist, the great American equalizer. Everyone is on par with each other on good old CL. Whether you’re trying to sell your couch or looking for someone’s used panties to sniff, no person has greater worth (or self consciousness) than anyone else. Each person is simply given an anonymous number and that is is what allows you to let your freak flag fly.
Whether you’re looking for a job, an apartment, the cute redhead you saw on the train, a used bike, or simply some no strings attached oral sex, craigslist has it all. This giant online bulletin board makes finding anything so much easier. In fact I’ve found all of my apartments on here.
Whatever, I know you already know all about the wondrous world of craigslist, but I just had to tell you the best thing I ever saw posted. It was in the ‘missed connections’ area for San Francisco and said, “Last night at King Diner I was the man who puked all over the place. You were the woman who helped me clean it up. I think I love you and want to see you again. That may be fairly easy because I’m pretty sure you are a prostitute. If you want to find me I’ll be the guy at 5th & Market playing chess with the brown bagged King Cobra 40.” I’m not joking.
Yes, craigslist is a broke-ass’s best friend. Even if you’re not looking to for a fuck or a futon it’s always a FREE form of entertainment. Hell it’s probably the most entertaining website in the world, next to this one of course.
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Gotta give a shout out to “Freecycle,” a Yahoo group (“SFFN”) for people offering and looking for stuff for free. Occasional comic value makes wading through the posts worthwhile, as in this August 16 post:
Subject: [SFFN] OFFER: 3 Deodorants (Sunset)
Partially used, received in a bag of other stuff from a Freecycler and it’s more than I can use in a lifetime.
Secret Powder Fresh Antiperspirant/Deodorant; Walgreens Super Dry Active Stick Fresh Scent Anti/Deodorant; and Dry Idea Fresh Clean Clear Gel Anti/Deodoarant.
Comic goldmine: http://www.dontevenreply.com/
That shit is brilliant!!!