Alright, so you folks all know that I’ve generally got the scoop on all the ill deals going on and that I’ve made it my duty to hip you to them. As exhausting as it is, I do it because I love you fuckers (well most of you at least), and I’m probably never gonna stop…unless of course I become crazy rich one day and I never have to talk to any of you peasants again. But we all know that’s never gonna happen with a name like Broke-Ass Stuart (sigh).
Anyways, I’ve got some dope shit for you. Starting today we’ve teamed up with Joffer to help bring you some of the best deals in San Francisco. Basically, Joffer is a local deal hunter that gives their followers the opportunity to indulge in the those items and services they used to be able to afford (and in your case, always dreamed of affording), and still love to do. We’re gonna have a widget on the right side of the website that displays whichever deal they are having that day, and if it seems like something that you dig, all you gotta do is click on it. Hell, that’s even easier than getting herpes from the toilet seat at Delirium. It looks like this (the widget, not the herpes):
With all that money that you’re gonna save, you should come to Book Passage the Ferry Building for my book reading tonight and buy my book! Or you can go ahead and blow it on PBR and cocaine like I know you’re gonna do anyways. Either way enjoy the savings!
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