I don’t have anything good for you today.  I’m a total wreck.  Friday night was my birthday party.  People gave me too much whiskey.  I puked.  Then I got up Saturday morning, still drunk, put on a Santa suit and drank for 12 hours.

I’m too old for this shit.  This is all my fault and I know I deserve it, but fuck man, I’m a mess.  So yeah, that’s it.  I have nothing for you, no great cheap event, no funny list of the top 5 San Francisco stereotypes, nothing.  Sorry about that.  I hope you enjoy your day and never feel like I do right now.  I need a cheeseburger.

Oh yeah, one more thing: Ain’t no Party like a Santa Party cuz a Santa Party has HOs!

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