No matter how kinky you think you are, there's always someone WAY kinkier.
If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’ve got a foul mouth and an even dirtier mind. I mean, I took a write up about a reading at the Knockout and turned it into this for fuck’s sake. I like twisted stories and completely uncouth jokes…the more demented, the better.
So with this in mind I present to you Bawdy Storytelling, an event where people get up and tell their own real life dirty stories! It’s like stealing a copy of your dad’s Penthouse Letters, but instead of reading it while wanking and listening with trepidation for your parent’s car to pull up in the driveway, you have the narrator there telling you the story in person.*
The theme for this month’s installment is “Your Cheatin’ Heart: An Affair to Remember”. This means that we’ll be hearing from adulterers, polyamorists, jilted lovers, and hopefully Hank Williams.
And a word from the official Facebook invite:
It’s been three years since our first roomful of sex-positive storytellers met around a warm kitchen fire at a Bayview warehouse. Bawdy is now an event that people set their calendars by, where people come to be inspired to create their own lusty tales. To commemorate this landmark, we’ve dubbed this month “Filthy February” and are encouraging ‘Cheatin’ Heart’ storytellers to be a little bit more bawdy than ever before.
*That being said, please don’t beat your meat during Bawdy Storytelling. This is a reading for fuck’s sake, not the Folsom Street Fair.
Bawdy Storytelling
Wednesday, 2/10
The Blue Macaw
2565 Mission St. btw 21st and 22nd
Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm.
$10 Donation
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