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25 Feb 2009

Deer Freely Hunted

  A review of last night’s FREE Deerhunter show.     By Monica the Intern     In a sonic wash of pedal pushing magic and light, Deerhunter opened Noise Pop 2009 with a performance at Mezzanine, thus kicking off this year’s festival with an orchestrated bang. Before the opening lazy

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25 Feb 2009

A long-winded, desperate justification for swilling booze at Art Openings

  from the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent   The other day, Stuart provided the etymology for mack and hoodlum.  Not one to be outdone, I’d like to turn to Tom Wolfe’s The Painted Word (the critics responses excerpted in wikipedia are hilarious and make me look like

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25 Feb 2009

Bay to Breakers Update

  by Broke-Ass Stuart       From Edward Sharpless, the guy spearheading the movement to save Bay to Breakers:   Unfortunately, I don’t have good news for you. Yesterday, I did not hear from race organizers until after 5 PM, even though we had a 4 PM call scheduled

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24 Feb 2009

Dooley’s Open Bar @ Aspen Tonight!

  From the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent     I’m sitting at the computer in my sleeping bag today and it’s not even that cold. This apartment is like a walk-in with furniture; some sick chef’s pet Truman Show.  Feel anything like Fat Tuesday, like I

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23 Feb 2009

Don’t miss the FREE shows during Noise Pop

By Broke-Ass Stuart Thanks to both Monica the Intern (from this website) and Maris from Bay Area Bourgeois for hipping me to all the great FREE shows going on during this year’s Noise Pop Festival.  If you’ve got tips for great cheap shit hit me up at info@brokeassstuart.com. People all over

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22 Feb 2009

Free Condoms: Next stop, Tunatown – formerly serviced by Skinboat.

  from the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent     Here is a recession tip: Stop buying condoms, especially if you haven’t altered your middle school strategy and still buy a lot of shit you don’t need so you can try to slip your trojanz past the

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21 Feb 2009

Grill Cheese Cook Off in Dolores Park!

  by Broke-Ass Stuart     Good God!  Can you think of anything more just and holy in the world?  My fingers are trembling too much from excitement to get into all the details, so just click here for the 411.  It’s happening today, like right now.  GO!

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