The Snuggie Pub Crawl

Have you ever wanted to go on a pub-crawl but in the most comfortable way possible? The Snuggie has taken the world by storm and now it has even been deemed acceptable in public….sort of.

This Friday is the first official Snuggie pub-crawl in San Francisco. To do a pub-crawl on a Friday in the city is ambitious enough, and being draped in Snuggies makes it just that much more amazing. If you are already equipped with a Snuggie, just show up on Friday and be ready to roll out with other blanket converts. If you don’t own one, this party is BYOS, so $20 will get you one of the bland and blue blankets that will undoubtedly be seen on numerous drunk people on Friday.

There are also four categories to compete in for the most creative Snuggie, including Sluttiest Snuggie. I can’t wait to see the endless combinations that are gonna come out of this, especially since most Snuggie fans are gamers or stoners.

The location hasn’t been announced yet, but you can sign up for an email list here or just stay tuned to the website.

I wonder how many stumbling wet blankets will be sighted on Friday? I’m sure their dumbasses will be up on Flickr the next day.

I laughed the entire time I wrote this post. hahaha.

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Monica Miller - The Intern

Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year, she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze, get at me.]
  • JunkPaste

    This looks to be the funnest pub crawl that could ever exist in the universe. Gah! I wish I could go…