How is it that hippies save my ass every time? Just when I’m flat broke and have $65 in my bank account [because of moving and it being the end of the month], the Really Really Free Market pops up.
Yes, that’s not just reiteration to get you to come…only it is. Cause its fucking free. Everything. I wouldn’t necessarily eat those salmon burgers that someone is frying up on the grill that doesn’t seem to be on, but you should be good to go otherwise.
And apparently, these happen every last Saturday of the month? With <a href=”http://brokeassstuart.com/2009/03/23/kindness-kitchen-best-free-indian-food-ever/”>Kindness Kitchen</a> on Sunday, I am so having a free weekend!
What: The really really free market
When: This Saturday, April 28th â€” 1-5 p.m.
Where: Dolores Park
Who: People who are giving out of the goodness of their heart! [Suckers.]
Why: Because you need someone to throw you a bone other than your ex-girfriend, who still begs to give you blowjobs for free.