Arts and CultureBroke-Ass PornSan Francisco

Macy’s Flower Show – Pretty Shit to Look At

I was walking near Union Square the other night, on the way to a friend’s birthday party, when I passed by Macy’s display window.  I noticed that it was once again the time of year for the store’s Flower Show.  While this year’s theme is “A Bohemian Garden”, after looking at all the fairies, unicorns, flowers, waterfalls, toadstools, moss and pastel colors, it looked more to me like the physical representation of  what I imagine girls think about when they masturbate.  Seriously, look at this:

 

  

 

Anyways, it really is quite lovely inside, so if you find yourself near Union Square stop in and check it out.  It’s FREE and it runs from April 3rd-18th.

Like this article? Make sure to sign up for our mailing list so you never miss a goddamn thing!
Previous post

Go Publique - Well Priced Duds

Next post

BYOB takes the financial ruin out of “dinner and drinks”


Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

I've been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York, but to those familiar with my work, I'm just "that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot".