Hunky Jesus contest in Dolores Park Today


Is that Russell Brand in the middle?

Is that Russell Brand in the middle?

Look, I’m not gonna lie.  Updating websites on Sunday mornings sucks.  Nobody likes doing it.  But it’s something that has to be done.  So I’m just gonna say that I’m gonna be at Dolores Park all day long enjoying the nice weather, some jello shots and the hunky Jesus content.  What you don’t know about it?  I’m hungover, lazy and watching the Usual Suspects on AMC, so I’m gonna let Johnny Funcheap tell you about it here.


p.s.  How come Jesus gets two birthdays?

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

I've been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York, but to those familiar with my work, I'm just "that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot".