Unlimited Margaritas = a free cab for your broke ass â€” LUXOR PICKS UP THE FARE!
If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off. If you need to make your way to your ex’s house for a late-night hook up? Done. Over to your mom’s for some menudo? Done.
As awesome as this sounds, make sure that you hit all the stops before you call them up '” THEY WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER BAR. So don’t be a dick and waste their time '” they’re actually being nice, for fuck’s sake. Also, another tip? Bring a barf bag. I’m pretty sure these motherfuckers are gonna be drivin’ like its Daytona.
PS: Thanks again to our man Johnny Fun Cheap!