FREE Floating Kabarette at Galapagos

 

What is the difference between a stripper and a cabaret dancer?  About 30 lbs.  At least, so goes the stand-up joke.  Annnyway, there is so much free stuff going on today and tomorrow it seemed difficult to choose based on pure merit, so I took into consideration a little thing called personal growth.   I haven’t spent much time in DUMBO, I have not been to the new Galapagos since its move, and I have not been exposed to much cabaret, especially free cabaret.  It reminds me of another joke I heard recently about people who use the FREENyc condoms; they don’t care enough to pay a little bit of money to NOT get AIDS.  Well, I’m paying nothing, but I’m hoping I don’t NOT  get something. Although, little birds have told me that even cheap cabaret, let alone free, is a harbinger for obese things to come, I’m optimistic because this is Galapagos, where evolution is on display. Evolution and boobs.

 

Here is this week’s line-up:
Lisa Natoli – resident aerialist
Soonji cutting hair
Sweet soubrette
Patrick terry, mentalist
Jenny Rocha and her painted ladies
Jan Manke, Berlin aerialist

Damn, sounds like more variety than burlesque!

 

When:  Tonight (June 6th) Doors open @ 8:00pm, show @ 9:00pm

 

Where:  Galapagos Art Space (16 Main Street, DUMBO)

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Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent

Oliver was born in 1983, the year of the Pig according to the Chinese zodiac. He grew up in Whitefield, Maine, but since college has lived in Boston, Maui, Switzerland, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Nicaragua, and New York making his bread as a waiter, cocktail boy, camp counselor, writer, english teacher, tennis instructor, guide, model, and design agency jackass.

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