I have particularly fond memories of The Offspring. They were really popular the summer I first got to second base, and since the girl I was with was an older girl and thought they were cool, I thought they were cool. But even at the age of 13 I still thought the lead singer’s braids looked stupid.
If you have similarly pubescent memories of The Offspring, July 31st will be your chance to relive them (Jesus Christ man! I meant going down memory lane dammit! Not cruising for teenagers you demented bastard!). The Samsung Summer Krush concert series is happening in different cities throughout the US and they’re giving out FREE tix to all the shows. As you’ve ascertained by now, our show is The Offspring.
All you gotta do to get the FREE tickets is go here, register, and use the promo code SANFRAN2. That’s it. Super simple. But make sure to do it NOW! Because we all know these tickets are gonna go quicker than a trial tube of lube at an orgy.
FREE Offspring Show
Friday July 31st