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Our Fisting Fest Is The Best — Folsom Street Fair 2009


Did you know that the Folsom Street Fair is the third largest annual outdoor event in California? Yeah, I didn’t either. And it always must be one hell of a biohazard to clean up. Strap on your favorite leather boots and head down to SOMA this weekend for some culture and a bit of bite. In its 26th year, Folsom always looks to tease, titilate and test the boundaries of each of its visitors. It’s made many lists as one of the best festivals that SF offers all year, including mine from yesterday, and this year promises to not disappoint.

I believe that as a city-wide community, this event is so important to both educate and open the eyes of the sexually un-liberated. It is not uncommon to see blatant sex acts happening on the street, but in reality, think about it — FREE LIVE PORN. Yeah, I know you love me for a reason.

Folsom Street Fair
Sunday, September 27th — TODAY! 11am-6pm
Folsom Street between 7th and 12th Streets [SOMA]
FREE, but wear close toed shoes. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, you fucking hippie.

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Monica Miller - The Intern

Monica Miller - The Intern

Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one
righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco
State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate
completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the
Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country
Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most
underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though
she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of
never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With
intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart
out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year,
she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to
get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or
fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you
the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't
kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze,
get at me.]