I’ve never really been much of a strip club kind of guy. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love tits, ass and all the other body parts that make up a lovely woman, but I’ve always thought of going to strip clubs as being like watching the food network: it’s all right in front of you but you’re not allowed to taste it. I’ve never liked being teased. Coincidently I’m going to my first ever bachelor party tonight which will, without a doubt, land me in strip club in North Beach.
But it seems like North Beach will be a special place tonight because Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is celebrating it’s 7th anniversary. From 7-9pm, not will there be FREE booze, Ron Jeremy will also be there acting as Master of Ceremonies. I’m not quite sure what the ceremonies will entail, whatever it is must require having a big penis and looking like a hedgehog. If you end up going there tonight, maybe we’ll bump into each other. If you see a whole bunch of dudes looking all old timey in tweed, then you’ve found me.
Just so you know, you must RSVP here to go to the party.
FREE Booze Party with Ron Jeremy and Strippers
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club
Thursday 10/1
1031 Kearny St. @ Columbus [North Beach]
7-9pm
Wow, there’s a Hustler club? And it’s only 7 years old? Apparently there used to be a bunch of Playboy clubs around the world, but they’ve been out of business for years. I’m kind of surprised they haven’t had a resurgence in popularity, but I guess internet porn is good enough for most people these days.