Yes indeed., it’s that time! What time? I’m glad you asked! It’s time for the New York City “Fuck the Recession Party” and this shit is gonna be off the proverbial hook! There’s gonna be live music, DJ’s, a bunch of fricking CIRCUS ACTS and FREE BEER! And the best part is, the cover is only $3 if you RSVP here. No worries if you’re too lazy to RSVP though, it’s still only gonna be $5 at the door.
Wait, what was that? You don’t live in New York? Well that’s a bummer, I’m gonna miss you at the party. Seeing that we’re so buddy buddy and all, think you can do me a favor? Can you please tell everyone you know about this party? Blog it, tweet it, send your grandmother a postcard about it, whatever. Just help get the word out. Look, we even have that cool flyer for it.
So yeah, PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. That’s what the internet is for right? You can even send your facebook friends to this invite.
Did I mention there will be Clown Burlesque? I knew that would do it! See you there!