I can’t think of a better place to hit on someone than at a midnight Muppet movie, much less one based around journalists. If you’re actually planning on going to this thing, the people that you’ll probably see will include, but is not limited to: the lonely, the uninspired and the tasteless. But hey, they’ll probably be full of heart! Just kidding. Bring an ass pocket of whiskey, and plan on doing Statler and Waldorf proud with all your Gonzo jokes. This also might as well be the perfect breakup date — nothing says I’m sick of you quite like watching Kermit and Miss Piggy putting on a front of love. Face it, she was a lesbian.
Midnight Movies at the Clay Theatre: The Great Muppet Caper
2261 Fillmore St at Clay [Pacific Heights]
Friday, October 22nd, Midnight
$8 for students, $9.50 regular admish
Don’t forget your reporter cap!