Have a Gay Ol’ Time at the B.Y.O.Q. Party

What’s better than a big dance party in the middle of Golden Gate Park? A big gay dance party! That’s right babies, today is the B.Y.O.Q. (Bring Your Own Queer) event. With everything from live music, to performances, to fashion and a plethora of STD’s that don’t even have names yet, this is the place for fruit flies* to gather their favorite non-coital life companions and cut a rug in the pseudo-wilderness. Grab the latest issue of GQ, make yourself a BLT, and head on over to this LGBTQ party!

*Fruit Flies
[frOOT flys], noun
1. A heterosexual with an avid fondness for homosexuals (formerly known as fag hags).

B.Y.O.Q.
The Music Concourse Bandshell
50 Tea Garden Dr. [Golden Gate Park]
10/24, 12pm-5pm
FREE!


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Ryan Miller- Depleted Resource Analyst

Ryan Miller was raised in a small, quaint village named Portland, Oregon before spontaneously packing two suitcases, scrounging up $300 and catching a flight to San Francisco. Judging from his garbage, he is a connoisseur of Sun Chips and rather inexpensive wine. His personal goals are to refrain from hailing and accepting rides in random cars as well as greatly reduce the amount of hugs he provides for the homeless community. While touring Jamaica and prompted for his opinion on the prevalence of TB in third world countries, Miller eagerly asked, "They have Taco Bell here?"
  • Micha

    It’s GQBLT! I thougt a fag hag was female only. I could learn a lot at this party. I might attend and build the fruit fly swarm. See y’all there.