I don’t have anything good for you today. I’m a total wreck. Friday night was my birthday party. People gave me too much whiskey. I puked. Then I got up Saturday morning, still drunk, put on a Santa suit and drank for 12 hours.
I’m too old for this shit. This is all my fault and I know I deserve it, but fuck man, I’m a mess. So yeah, that’s it. I have nothing for you, no great cheap event, no funny list of the top 5 San Francisco stereotypes, nothing. Sorry about that. I hope you enjoy your day and never feel like I do right now. I need a cheeseburger.
Oh yeah, one more thing: Ain’t no Party like a Santa Party cuz a Santa Party has HOs!