We’ve covered various types of urban etiquette on this blog. Whether it’s tipping in restaurants, riding public transit, or hanging out in the park, everyone can agree on certain do’s and don’ts in these types of situations. There is one particular profession that doesn’t get called out too often. The well-meaning kind that’s hard to criticize because they working for the greater good, so to speak. Living in any city, you get accosted but all types of people asking you for money. They’ll shove flyers in your hand for “trial” beauty treatments, guys dressed up as tacos, hot dogs, or the Statue of Liberty offering their services, and then there are street fundraisers.
You’ve seen them, with their clipboard in hand and their earnest faces, with just a branded windbreaker separating them from wind, rain, and snow. I want to say first off, that I admire the dedication and balls it takes to go up to strangers and ask them to support your cause. Asking people to text message to support Haiti is a hell of a lot easier than raising funds for gay marriage, animal rights, and the environment. I have the unique experience of being approached by these people every single weekday and sometimes weekends. Just on my morning walk to work, I have eventually broken down and donated funds to the Human Rights Campaign, ASPCA, and Planned Parenthood. While assertiveness is necessary in this line of work, there’s some patterns I’ve noticed in a lot of these volunteers I feel I need to address.
How NOT to get people’s attention:
I’ve employed many tactics to avoid talking to volunteers, faking a call on the cellphone, putting on headphones, and crossing the other side of the street. You can sense when someone’s trying to avoid you, the key is to reading people’s body language. You can tell when someone is in a rush or has time to stop for a minute. I can tell you that blocking someone’s path then moving in front of them as they try to get around you unnecessarily aggressive. No one’s going to give you money or listen to you talk about the Kyoto protocol if you’re up in their face. I’ve even had two guys try to block me from both sides to get my attention. I’m pretty sure giving off rapey vibes is not in the volunteer handbook. Neither is saving the puppies at whatever cost.
Save the Snark
Volunteers are generally upbeat and positive but once in awhile you come across someone who has the deposition of an old postal worker. Recently I saw a girl try to get a passerby to stop and talk. When he briskly walked by her she yelled after him”or not!” them muttered something under her breath. Yes I know honey, the man gets you down, but 90′s style sarcasm only works for adolescent teens not PETA volunteers. Once that self-assured optimism starts to run low its time to turn in your fanny pack and join the jaded masses like the rest of us.
Conserve Your Calls
I knew once I donated to an organization I’d end up in their database but I was not prepared for the phone stalking that followed. If you thought that alumni groups were pushy you have no idea how persistent non-profits can be. I have to screen calls at all hours just because I gave $10 to someone, one time. This is where I think a lot of organizations screw themselves over. Before I wouldn’t mind stopping for a minute to support a good cause, but I now that I know the level of harassment that follows it makes me never want to donate again. In these tough economic times, I barely have enough money to buy toilet paper in bulk let alone sign up for a monthly donation of any kind. I still to this day, live in fear of any phone calls with a Texas area code. I’m looking at YOU, Planned Parenthood.
Location, Location, Location
What do non-profits, Bank of America, Starbucks, and car dealerships have in common? Where’s there’s one, there’s always at least two more across the street. As I mentioned previously, there is not a day that goes by where I don’t get approached by a volunteer. That means I’m probably not the only one who has this problem. And at least 3 different organizations stand on the same corner. Don’t you think it’s time to diversify? Maybe you won’t get rejected by the same people over and over again if you mix up your location? Main business centers and tourist attractions are an obvious target, but I don’t work near anything like Times Square. If you want to expand your support base, trying walking a block sometime. You know, just to mix things up.
One of the only tactics I’ve seen a high success rate with is getting highly attractive people to work these street teams. Maybe someone needs to be convincing young and impressionable women that working for the Green Peace looks better on your resume than driving around the Red Bull truck or handing out free Bud Light t-shirts at bars. You can put those same people skills to work AND save the environment.
Photo Courtesy of: Seattle Weekly