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Broke-Ass Porn: Hot Sauce

Updated: Dec 27, 2015 17:33
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Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

Whether it’s Tapatio, Sriracha, Cholula, Frank’s Red Hot, or simple ass Tabasco, every broke-ass needs a way to spice up their food.  Let’s face it, those seasoning packages that come with top ramen never fully do the trick.  I’m personally a Tapatio man myself, but certain situations call for certain sauces.  For example, Sriracha goes much better with Vietnamese food than Frank’s Red Hot does, and Tabasco just pretty much sucks.  There I said it, TABASCO SUCKS!  Let the hate mail start pouring in.  Wack ass vinegary tasting shit.

I’m so partial to Tapatio that I brought some with me when I moved to New York.  I was worried that they wouldn’t have it.  Luckily I found a few bodegas in my neighborhood that did.  Otherwise I would’ve been a very sad boy.  I even like to put Tapatio on popcorn.

So what’s your favorite hot sauce and what’s the weirdest thing you put it on?  Leave your answers below in the comment section and let’s see whose got the best, worst, and weirdest tastes.

Also look at this amazing mini Sriracha bottle that goes on your keychain! You can get it here.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.