We’ve got it coming to us and we all know it. San Francisco will eventually be smitten from the Earth and all those Bill O’Reilly fuckfaces will dance a little jig and say, “I told you that city of sinners and sodomites would be struck down by god”. As far as I’m concerned, they can all suck my dick, but the truth of the matter is we all know that we’re due for a big earthquake that most of us are not prepared for. Fuck, I still need to get an Earthquake Kit. Do you have yours?
Anyways, tonight Club Red is putting on a comedy night at The Purple Onion to support the disaster relief and preparedness efforts of the Bay Area Chapter. Because you know we need that shit! Hosted by Marty Regan, the comedic lineup includes Donny Divanian, Cameron Edmonson, Al Gonzales, Trevor Hill, Conrad Roth and the Red Cross’s own Stacy Williams. It’s a suggested donation of $5 at the door, but they’re not gonna turn people away if they don’t have the funds. Apparently there will also be drink specials. A Bloody Mary seems perfect for the occasion, no?
Club Red Comedy Night
The Purple Onion
140 Columbus Avenue btw Pacific and Jackson
$5 suggested donation