Broke-Ass Porn: Free Condoms

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

The old saying goes, “We all pay for  sex somehow”.  Whether it’s putting up with some fucking ego-centric blabber mouth, just to get laid, or shelling out a week’s worth of salary to buy an over priced dinner, you’ve gotta pay with either time or money.  Plus you’ve also gotta pay for protection, because if you don’t, you’ll certainly pay for that later.

Luckily in San Francisco and New York there are plenty of places to get FREE condoms.  Remember Oliver’s piece about it?  In New York most bars have what looks like a tip jar full of prophylactics that you can pocket.  It’s not nearly as common in San Francisco to see the free rubbers in bars,  but if you go out in the Castro, free condoms are everywhere.  And worst comes to worst, you can always go to Planned Parenthood.  Their condoms may feel like have ing sex with sandpaper, but it’s better than getting a baby or the Clap.

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

I've been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York, but to those familiar with my work, I'm just "that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot".
  • Jeremy

    I have to disagree with the Planned Parenthood condom thing. You might actually get a baby or the clap out of it, plus it’ll be unpleasant along the way. You’re better off with some neosporin and 5 minutes of jumping up and down afterwards…

  • http://www.adameve.com/ Sex Toys, Adam & Eve

    It’s cool that free condoms are so easy to find in San Francisco and New York – hopefully other cities will adopt similar attitudes about safe sex!

  • http://brokeassstuart.com Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor In Cheap

    I totally agree!