Broke-Ass Porn: Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m a bad investment because I’m probably gonna die prematurely of a heart attack.  But my usual response is something like, “mmmhau mmm uh mmba” because I’ve got a mouth full of delicious artery clogging food.

I am trying to eat better though.  Less red meat, more chicken.  Less fried food, more chicken.  More greens, and more chicken (I hear chicken is pretty good for you).  But despite how good I try to eat, if I’m filled with the spirits and come across a bacon dog cart, it’s almost impossible to say “no”.  The smell alone has me reaching for my wallet, and luckily when I pull it out, the kind bacon dog vendor quotes me a price that doesn’t hurt.  I think it’s $3 but then again, I’m usually a bit twisted and don’t remember I had a bacon dog until I see the mustard on my shirt the next morning.

Just look at that photo above.  Good god, I could go for one right now…What’s that honey?  No, I’m not sniffing my computer screen (yes I am).

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

I've been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York, but to those familiar with my work, I'm just "that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot".
  • http://www.jasonmyersauthor.com Erik Kolacek

    By the time people are smelling these things in front of the Beauty Bar, let’s be honest: this is arguably the healthiest food within 5 miles.

    Coats the stomach? Check.

    Fills a person up? Check.

    Keeps people from getting E Coli at El Farolito? a competitor down the street?

    CHECK.

  • http://myspace.com/kingofthehiphopsaxophone Mani Vafaei

    Pigs are smarter than dogs.

  • Laurel

    Good god, YUM!

  • http://brokeassstuart.com Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor In Cheap

    Ha! Ecoli is delicious though!

  • hungrytothemax

    I love bacon wrapped hot dogs and i hate hot dogs. Wrap anything in bacon, well, almost anything in bacon and it is gonna be good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4&feature=PlayList&p=683AE90B86B4FB74&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2