Full disclosure: I have never been to a strip club. I have heard reviews ranging from “the most depressing experience of my life” to “sort of okay.” I want to believe that Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club embodies the latter — because it’s offering $2 drinks every Tuesday and Wednesday in March, and I’m totally going.
I heard the recession was over, but thankfully, Mr. Flynt disagrees. The man who brought you the famous meat grinder Hustler cover and a landmark defense of the First Amendment now offers us beers and well drinks for $2 apiece, and although we can only guarantee it through the end of March, the club claims it’s “not going to stop until the recession ends.” I can’t vouch for drink size and strength or the hotness of the Hustler Honeys (yet), but all signs point to yes on the website. For the rest of the month, you can find me there getting my money’s worth.
OF DRINKS. Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeez.Two Days of $2 Drinks at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club 1031 Kearny St. at Columbus and Pacific [North Beach] Tuesdays and Wednesdays in March, 11:30am – 2am $2 beers and well drinks