It’s been a super long night. Don’t you wish you wrote haikus about what you did last night…or maybe this morning….?

Here are some late night haiku clues as to where to party to the break of dawn. Find them below:
1) Tomato Vodka
Breakfast of champions, yo
Celery Castro
2) Sleepy, tired, thirsty
Mimosa never again
Fuck all those bubbles
3) Tecate Hottie
Where’s my lime, sliced in wedges
Have you any salt?
Go big or go home, cause that’s where I’m at…..
Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger
Originally from San Diego, Heidi migrated north to study journalism at SFSU and interned for the SF Bay Guardian writing music stuff. She later embarked on a study-abroad program in both Denmark and Holland, and basically never came home. For six long years, she froze her ass off in Oslo, Norway, pretending to be a viking princess, trying to figure out how to survive in the most expensive city in the world. The other two years were spent frolicking on the beach in Spain - sipping on sangria in between being tossed around Europe working as a stressed-out journalist. Heidi currently works at for a non-profit cultural exchange program, helping others experience life from a different perspective. She is thrilled to be back in SF, magnetizing the obscure, and scavenging the city for fun, free things to do.
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