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L.A. Fashion Week Haiku



L.A. Fashion Week

Are you fucking kidding me?

High heels nylons.


Runway in a church

Sapporo, God, don’t judge me

Paparazzi fail.


Haute couture bullshit

Celebrities and candy

Occupy L.A.


Watch them go, so fast

That model is too skinny

Oops, did she just fall?!


Bulimia puke

Is that what we should look like?

Give her some pizza.


Angels in the night

Their fifteen minutes of fame

Clap, applaud, whistle.


Good think I snuck in

To see those expensive shoes

That I’ll never own.




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Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger

Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger

Originally from San Diego, Heidi migrated north to study journalism at SFSU and interned for the SF Bay Guardian writing music stuff. She later embarked on a study-abroad program in both Denmark and Holland, and basically never came home. For six long years, she froze her ass off in Oslo, Norway, pretending to be a viking princess, trying to figure out how to survive in the most expensive city in the world. The other two years were spent frolicking on the beach in Spain - sipping on sangria in between being tossed around Europe working as a stressed-out journalist. Heidi currently works at for a non-profit cultural exchange program, helping others experience life from a different perspective. She is thrilled to be back in SF, magnetizing the obscure, and scavenging the city for fun, free things to do.