I’m Hosting a Jewish Christmas Party on Christmas Day

There will be Strip Dreidel.  Yup you read that right…well there should be. It didn’t work out last year, but I’m really gonna push for it this year.

Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend Christmas in the company of the “chosen” people…chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is!

Except this year, we’re doing something about it…come down to the Makeout Room on Sunday, December 25th to:

*SPEND some quality time with me!

*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone!

*STARE at our run of WOODY ALLEN films throughout the night, interspersed with the greatest hits of LARRY DAVID  and SASCHA BARON COHEN!

*DROOL at the fine buffeted assortment of Chinese edibles – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options)!

*GASP at the tuchuses, polkes and schmekels before you as competitors get down for prizes and glory in our dandy game of STRIP DREIDEL!

*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of former J Dub DJ and M.O.T. Matt Haze! plus SURPRISE music guests – you’ll kvell!

You get all this for only TEN measly bucks! Get five bucks off if you share this event to your wall (be sure to tag us) or RSVP at http://jewxmas2012.eventbrite.com/

OY, WHAT A BARGAIN!

Peep the Facebook Page for more info.

 

It’s a Jewish Christmas San Francisco
The Make Out Room
3225 22nd St. btw Valencia and Mission
12/25/12  -  5pm
$5 w/RSVP
$10 without

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