It’s true, the marriage of smut and cheap hooch in a disco haze has been done many ways in many places in this pueblo, but over the past nine years rarely has it been done as well, or more importantly, as genuinely as it has in the gamey darkness of the Tubesteak Connection.
Born in the ashes of the last tech atrocity, if anything it’s a miracle that we still have been able to count on it or its venerable host, Aunt Charlie’s even existing in our perilous times. Exist they do, however- Aunt Charlie’s everyday and Tubesteak every Thursday- keeping the south TL’s dirty, divey dick vibe going strong after all these years.
So, if you like it a little queer, a little sweaty, you’re more than a little broke, new or never been (??), hustle that tightly clad ass down to the 100 block of Turk Street for Tubesteak Year Nine. It’ll feel just as snug and tailored as your trousers.
And here’s to thee, Bus Station John. Like that other James, nobody does it better.
The Tubesteak Connection
Aunt Charlie’s Lounge
133 Turk Street (@ Taylor)