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The 10 Sexiest Star Wars Characters of All Time

10. Admiral Ackbar

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Authority figure, chin tentacles, always smells like fish…yummie

 

9. Bib Fortuna

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When he looks at you with those beady little eyes, you just want him to wrap his head penis around you

 

8. Sebulba

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Do you like ‘bad boys’?  Sebulba is also a sexual icon in the Outer Rim among racing fans and blue people.

 

7. Salracc
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The dirtiest little hole in all of Tatooine, and just a quick hover from Jabba’s Palace

 

6.  Wickettwickett

Prized in the both the Furry and the Bear communities, this hot little Ewok simply eats and breaths sex

5. Tion Medon
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Tall, wealthy, AND a flashy dresser.

 

4. Watto
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Handy man, light on his feet, loves children.

 

3.  Dianoga
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She might live in a trash compactor but…you will get lost in her eye.

 

2.  Jar Jar Binks
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If you’re desperate for a booty call Jar Jar is always down.  He’s been consistently rated the best ‘bottom’ on Naboo

1. Jabba The Hut
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Rich, powerful, and lives in his own palace!  Don’t over think it, everyone wants Jabba, he’s into kinky shit, humanoids, and he’s always wet and ready to go.

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  • MaT

    Salracc? I always thought it was Sarlacc…