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This Organic, Natural, Hypoallergenic Screaming Pillow is Perfect 2017

Are you stressed out about the Trump Administration’s attack on women’s reproductive rights? Do you get headaches thinking about what he’s doing to our immigrant communities? Are you having issues stomaching his Climate Change denial?

Well luckily for you there is now the Softy Screamer! When your regular pillows are all soggy with snot, tears, and saliva, the Softy Screamer is there for you!

Every time the Molester-in-Chief tweets “Make America Great Again” just grab your Softy Screamer and yell into it “America was never great you goddamn fuck muppet!”

Whenever the Orange Menace blames America’s problems on Mexicans or Muslims, smash your face into the Softy Screamer and shriek “I’ve got shoes smarter than you, you rotten laundry hamper!”

Each time he threatens to take away millions of peoples’ healthcare wail into the Softy Screamer “Motherfucker you best hope we don’t meet in dark alley cuz I’ll take away your healthcare with my bare ass hands!”

Yes, for $29.99 this luxurious, organic, natural, hypoallergenic screaming pillow will allow you to vent all your anger, grieve, hatred, and malevolence so that you can go on with your day.

Ok, this is obviously satire, but if you do wanna express your hatred of Trump and his fuckboi administration, buy something from our line of Resistance gear. 1/3 of of my profits get donated to Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, or the Southern Poverty Law Center, depending on what you purchase.

It’s better than a fancy screaming pillow because it helps these great organizations fight the good fight while also helping keep this website afloat.

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