Allyson Wolff, Future Multi-Thousandaire

05 Jan 2017

Send Your Pussy(hat) to Washington!

If you can’t make it to the Women’s March on Washington on January 21st you can at least send your pussy…hat. The aptly named Pussyhat Project wants to collect over one million pink cat ear hats to keep marchers’ heads warm and their unapologetic support for all things feminine front and

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26 May 2016

(Almost) FREE Wieners: 5-cent Dogs at Nathan’s Famous (NYC)

Looking for a classy way to kick off your Memorial Day Weekend? How about a plump, juicy and, most importantly, cheap-as-fuck hot dog? This Saturday Nathan’s Famous in Coney Island is celebrating its 100th birthday by going back to its original prices. They want to put their wieners in your

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24 Nov 2015

Drunksgiving: A Thanksgiving Beer Guide

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Why serve beer at your Thanksgiving dinner? Because it’s fucking delicious. Also because: A great bottle of beer is generally cheaper and easier to find than a great bottle of wine. The Pilgrims did it (allegedly).

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18 Nov 2015

Meet Me in the Bathroom and Tell Me All Your Secrets

On a humid night in NYC, all the young, beautiful Brooklyn children who had grown bored with playing indoor bocce or taking pensive fireplace selfies wandered down to a dimly lit basement bar. With a cold drink in every hand and a hot butt in every folding chair, they waited

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28 Sep 2015

ShakesBEER: An NYC Pub Crawl

The other weekend I went to the theater. Ok maybe it wasn’t so much of a theater, as it was a theater of the human condition. A bar, I went to bar. But I went to this bar to partake of the theater of the human condition, to soak up the

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09 Jul 2015

Have Booze Passport. Will Drink for Cheap

No money for a flight to Scotland to sample 30 year-old scotch? Forgot to save up for that luxury Tuscan wine tour, $22,000 cocktail, or whatever the hell else rich people do to get loaded? Don’t worry those young, broke and beautiful little heads of yours, we’ve got you covered:

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