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27 Apr 2017

What Your Vagina Would say if it Were a State

If my vagina were a [category], it would be [example] because [reason]
“If my vagina were a state, it would be Florida because it’s often swampy and filled with danger”

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Courtesy of Business Insider
13 Apr 2017

Even More Food & Drinks That Shouldn’t Exist

If this is the first time you’ve seen this offense against God, you probably thought “what the hell am I looking at?” I know. I thought that too. It’s macaroni and cheese, fried, and possibly dunked in Cheeto dust. Much like the historic and horrible KFC Double Down of olde, it seems like it was created solely to push you into a heart attack. Or win you that next siege in World of Warcraft. Or both. I’m not trying to limit you.

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Courtesy of Lifehacker
27 Mar 2017

San Francisco’s Best Burgers…Ranked!

Here are some notable San Francisco burgers on a very exact rating scale:

10 means I’d gladly murder my brother (if I had one) to eat it once a month and 1 means it’s basically the hamburger-shaped cardboard they serve in middle school cafeterias.

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Courtesy of Mr. Green Tea
22 Mar 2017

The Bay Area’s Best Ice Cream Shops…Rated!

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM It’s spring, a time of renewal and warmer weather. That means ice cream. This isn’t just summer’s game anymore. There are too many flavor combinations to try and too few fucks I have to give

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C'mon, how much more American could I get than this picture?
29 Jan 2017

My Immigrant Story

Anyone who knows me well will tell you with confidence that I have a good memory. They may even tell you that I have a frighteningly good memory. So please, trust that the things I tell you now are true and real (and verified by people who were already adults

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Courtesy of cupofjoe.com
20 Jan 2017

#WhyIMarch: Real Stories for the Women’s March

Perhaps you’ve heard whispers (or vibrant shouts) of a thing the kids (and everyone else) are going to be doing this Saturday, January 21st: the Women’s March (or the I-Hate-the-Potential-But-Actually-Probable-Future-Disaster Protest). Yes, the Women’s March is happening and it’s happening in a big way. While you don’t need to be

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Courtesy of Wide Open Country
19 Jan 2017

Happy Birthday to Dolly Parton, Feminist Icon. No, Really.

Rejoice! It is the day of birth of our savior: Dolly Parton. That’s right, Dolly Rebecca Parton was born on January 19th and is now celebrating her 71st year of making our world better. What’s that? You don’t know why you should care about Dolly Parton? Perhaps you grew up

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