Curtis Schabath

14 Nov 2016

Movies to Get You Through This

At this time most of us, 60,467,245 to be exact (as opposed to 60,071,650… HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE… ok sorry back to business) are still in shock, disgust and confusion over election night’s results. This is painfully normal right now, but sometimes to alleviate all these uneasy feelings a nice

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11 Nov 2016

An Apology from a Straight Middle-Class White Man

Let me first say I did not vote for Trump, I voted for the future of America by casting my ballot for Hillary Clinton. Who I am might appeal to you but my beliefs, worries, angst and fight might not. I’m white, born a man, straight (although I love all

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20 Oct 2016

The Final Prez Debate: A Vegas Threesome

Three is the magic number. The third Presidential debate was everything Goldilocks was looking for, and I don’t mean Trump. Although I’m pretty sure he thinks it was. All disjointed delusional billionaires aside, this debate was perfect for anyone who had seen all three or just this one. The first

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Fuck Cancer
03 Oct 2016

What it’s Like Dating Someone with Cancer

What’s loving someone with cancer like? It sucks. It totally sucks, but you need to man (or woman) the fuck up because it sucks way worse for them. Nobody wants, or asks, for cancer to be in their lives and that’s the one thing you need to realize if you end

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21 Sep 2016

All The Things You Need To Know at Riot Fest Chicago

A decade ago you probably never heard of Riot Fest. Shoot, even this year you still might not know about it. Alas, I assure you, that you’ll know a handful of the artists at one of the country’s biggest punk, alternative, metal and hip-hop festivals. The ORIGINAL Misfits, Nas, Rob

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23 Aug 2016

Where to Get Laid in Detroit

“I gave her that D, cuz that’s where I was born and raised in.” So it’s not THAT easy Big Sean but there are some fairly sure-fire ways when looking for love in all the right Detroit places. Bars –  Duh alcohol…With over 600 places serving alcohol in Detroit, there’s

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09 Aug 2016

What You Missed at Lollapalooza 25 in Chicago

Wardrobe choice for Lollapalooza 2016: Basketball jerseys (most of Chicago players), crop tops and shorts that belong in a 2 Live Crew video and dressing like Jon Lajoie in the “Show Me Your Genitals” video.

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