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25 May 2017

Check Out This Boob Art Show Supporting Planned Parenthood

Advertisers and mass marketers are hip to our love of the boob and enjoy co-opting it for their own nefarious purposes. Nobody asked breasts if they wanted to sell muscle cars and light beer. Nobody asked them if they enjoyed men’s pro basketball games or boxing matches, but they were

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11 May 2017

Problem Library: The Weirdest, Coolest Space You’ve Never Heard Of

Problem library has been confusing Inner Sunset residents since it opened in November 2015. People tend to walk in, make a bewildered face, poke at a few objects and then walk out. Unlike internet porn, it’s only open on the weekends from 11-7. It also tends to defy categorization. Is

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03 May 2017

The Best Passive Aggressive Lines to Keep Your Friends & Coworkers Down

So you want to learn how to be more passive aggressive, but you can’t find a good extension course?  Never fear because we are going to give you all the information you need to make other people feel terrible, while pretending to yourself that you’re still a nice person.  Learning

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18 Nov 2016

How to Throw a Kickass Friendsgiving

There is no better way to unload your family holiday baggage than to throw a Friendsgiving Party for all your besties. Especially if you spent the first 25 Thanksgivings of your life gagging down dry turkey and bready stuffing while sitting in an old lady living room full of doilies.

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16 Nov 2016

5 Steps to Conquering Your Fear of Dancing

Chorophobia or fear of dancing in front of other people, who will obviously be pointing and laughing, is a real thing for many people. I have long suffered from this condition which can make weddings, clubs, and other festive occasions even worse than they already are. Sometimes even an open

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17 Oct 2016

Are You Brave or Crazy Enough to Write a Novel in 30 Days?

November is fast approaching and in the nerdy Bay Area that means novel writing season. This is the time of year when National Novel Writing Month-ers attempt the heroic and seemly impossible task of writing the first draft of a 50,000 word novel in a single month. It’s a time when

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28 Sep 2016

Magical Third Date Ideas in San Francisco

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! In San Francisco where many relationships don’t last more than six weeks, the third date is a significant milestone. For some it marks the date count that allows them

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