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Colourful 2014 in fiery sparklers

The Best Things to do in San Francisco for Under $20 on New Year’s Eve

Congrats on another year closer to death, broke-asses! […]

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I Choo Choo Choose You: The Joys of Traveling by Train

Summertime is Adventuretime and coincidentally, like Heidi, I have found myself in Portland. And I got here by the most delightful way, the train. (From Seattle after

Explosions in the Sky

Explosions in the Sky

Just got back from the wilderness where a bunch of friends and I celebrated America in liberating 100 degree weather. We shot a bald eagle with

Pre-College Advice

Pre-College Advice I Never Got

 

Currently, I'm on the coast of Oregon, land of blackberries, loggers, and oysters. My cousin just graduated from high school and

Dear Internet

Dear Internet, I’m Sorry

the ultimate hat head Happy Memorial Day Recovery Week! I imagine most of us, like good Americans, are spending the day wondering exactly where the inevitable poison oak

Interesting-Person

How to Be an Interesting Person

Guess what, boring lady? I don't give a fuck. After meeting up with a friend tonight, I realized that I've become completely boring. Not only because she had

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There’s no P in our Ool… but there’s Poop

Not to brag or anything, but I have some wonderful friends. And one of these wonderful friends just had a birthday and rented suite at

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Making Money with YouTube with Little to No Effort

"Girl you have a problem": my favorite comment on my video Let me tell you a morning time (or whatever time you are reading this, really) story. A

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From the Bowels of Jury Duty

I have recently returned from a voyage through time and space. Or at least what felt like it. For the past three

Maps. They are Cheap and We Need Them

Currently I'm in a room called Fish Fantasy and there are a million fish plastered on the walls, bedspread, and hanging from the ceiling. And