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10 Nov 2017

The S.F. Dispensaries Hooking Up The Veterans on Veterans Day

GOOD NEWS! THERE’S NOW A BROKE-ASS STUART CANNABIS CLUB WHERE YOU CAN GET AWESOME DEALS ON ALL YOUR CANNABIS NEEDS AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR. USE THE CODE “BROKEASS” TO GET $20 OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. Many S.F. medical marijuana dispensaries are offering smoke-outs and hook-ups to U.S. veterans for

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06 Nov 2017

How To Crash All The Best Dreamforce 2017 Parties For Free

Open bar and appetizers paid for by Corporate America await you as Dreamforce 2017 swallows up SoMa and downtown all this week (Nov. 6-9). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties all over our fair city.

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03 Nov 2017

Why You Should Not Buy An iPhone X

Apple has a new iPhone out today, a grand experiment to see if people are really brainwashed enough to pay $1,000 for a smartphone. And it looks like a lot of them are! But people, you should not buy a new $1,000 smartphone simply because Apple has a new $1,000

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05 Oct 2017

How to Pickup a Sailor at Fleet Week in SF

Some of you hate Fleet Week with a passion. But others of you will passionately seek out “the D” at Fleet Week SF (performing Oct. 6, 7, 8th in 2017), our annual celebration of loud planes, terrified housepets and attractive, buff sailors who claim to be unmarried. This article is for those

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22 Sep 2017

Why You Should NOT Buy an iPhone 8

There is a new iPhone going on sale today, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 8 just because there is a new iPhone 8. Oh, I’m sure you’ll just die

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12 Sep 2017

Porn Site Gets Thousands Of New Followers Thanks To Ted Cruz Screw-Up

  The late-night porn-jacking habits of anti-pornography GOP senator Ted Cruz have entered the national conversation, as the pompous “family values” bullshit-spewing rube clicked ‘Like’ on a pornographic tweet and breathed beautiful life into late-night Twitter like it was “covfefe” all over again. He also breathed life into the pornographic Twitter

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03 Aug 2017

Which Famous A**holes Are Going To Burning Man 2017?

Who are the rich and famous a**holes you’ll see turnt up at the turnkey camps of Burning Man 2017?  Based on their public comments, social media posts and history of going to Burning Man every year because they can afford to, we’ve determined which famous assholes will ride in private

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