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23 Sep 2016

The 10 Best Trees To Have Sex With In San Francisco

Like many dendrophiles in our community I have been dating dozens of trees over the years.  I’ve had wild nights of passion, and of course slow romantic buildups to incredible, blossoming relationships. Before I get started with my list of the 10 best trees to have sex with in SF, I’d like to tell everyone

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29 Apr 2016

The 10 Worst Places to Have Sex in San Francisco

This article has been written for your safety. Firsthand observations have brought us to these conclusions, and we share them with you in the spirit of safe sex. Here are the absolute worst places to have sex in San Francisco. #10. Paddle Boat on Stow Lake

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12 Apr 2016

Interview With A Stripper

What’s your name? Chloe. Is that your real name? No. “But it’s so normal.” I abhorred the thought of being called something like: Destiny, Jayda, Jade, Peaches, Angelica, Misty, Sapphire, Mercedes, Lexis (who should’ve been called Chevette). Oh and a Spitfire–like a horse! How did you start stripping? I was

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22 Dec 2015

The 10 Sexiest Star Wars Characters of All Time

We scoured the galaxy, polled Star Wars fans, aggregated chat room data, and came up with a list of the sexiest star wars heroes and villains of all time

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22 Jul 2015

10 Best Clowns To Have Sex With in San Francisco

The person who wrote this had a real funny bone. And some deep seated emotional issues. This is probably the most twisted thing we’ve ever published…

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13 May 2014

It’s Hot Outside! Here are a Few Suggestions Before Getting Naked at Baker Beach!

Baker Beach, San Francisco CA Now that spring is here and presumably more warm weather, you may find yourself going to Baker Beach in the Presidio. You’ve got your beach towel, your jam box, your cooler full of tasty beverages…but it just doesn’t feel like enough. You want to feel

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