All posts by Ryan Miller- Depleted Resource Analyst


Five Things You’ll Never Look Cool Doing

We’ve all had those embarrassing moments where one […]

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Things You Can’t Leave the House Without in San Francisco

It's always good to make sure you're prepared in a city like San Francisco, because you never really know what's going to happen at any given moment. I

A Californian’s Guide to a Rainy Day

Northern California is known for many liberal and progressive changes. A place where a prostitute can approach the police after being assaulted without fear of a

Two Forties and a Ferry: A Broke-Ass Booze Cruise

The other day, my good friend from the Azores asked me if I was proud to be an American. Of course, my initial reaction was “absolutely

Dave’s Two Weeks ‘Til Payday Sandwich

Ingredients: Spaghetti Sauce (room temperature) 2 Pieces Whole Wheat Bread (the cheaper the better) 10 lbs. Buttery Spread Oriental Top Ramen (preferably cage-free and organic) Directions: 1. Place enough water to cook one package

Ryan Miller- Depleted Resource Analyst

Ryan Miller- Depleted Resource Analyst

Ryan’s Famous “Am I Gay?” Litmus Test

As a full blown queer living in San Francisco, a shocking number of my straight friends have confided in me that they've had homosexually charged erotic

How to Make a Sacrilicious XXX-Mas Gift

In this troubled economy, thinking about buying holiday gifts as a broke-ass can sound like a nightmare. It's bad enough you're eating cold three-day-old spaghetti for

Dozens Enter Panic After Tooth Bandit Strikes

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Officials have released a police sketch this week of the man known as The Tooth

Whisper Sweet Nothings at the Sugar Cafe

My friend took me to what she called "a faggy little spot" in the Tendernob this past weekend with promises of a sturdy breakfast. She definitely didn't let