Stefan Aronsen

24 Jul 2017

Your Festival Girlfriend is Cooler Than All Your Previous Girlfriends

Your Festival Girlfriend liked Jai Wolf best, and you liked Cherub, but Living Legends, G Jones, Big Wild, Nombe, Justin Jay, Lucky 3.0, Naughty Princess, JOYZU, and Starfari and all the other bands were amazing.

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06 Jul 2017

Why Can’t Real Life Be Festival Life? Everyday is Festival Day!

What would that look like you ask? Let me tell you. People would be happy all the time, it may be chemically enhanced, but I’m ok with that. Fashion trends would be very interesting, you might say fashion forward. This might also be due to chemicals, but I’m ok with it. My chemicals of choice would be caffeine and whiskey

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27 Jun 2017

The Cosplay and Other Mistakes Made at Shoreline ID10T FEST

When I attend festivals I make a long list of things I must not forget in order to maximize the amount of responsible fun I can have. My list generally includes sunblock, empty water bottle, and a Hawaiian shirt. However, nothing could prepare me for ID10T Fest. The number of nerdy

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19 Jun 2017

Top Ten Hugs at Phono Del Sol Festival in San Francisco

Phono Del Sol is hands-down the best festival for giving and getting hugs in San Francisco. Featuring two stages attendees simply need to walk back and forth from one stage to the other every 30 minutes.

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30 May 2017

Top 10 things I enjoyed doing with your mom at BottleRock Music Festival 2017

BottleRock 2017 is hands-down the best place for MILFs to drink when they’re tired of drinking in their living room. It is the ultimate festival destination for moms and anybody else trying to get white girl wasted during the day. With a wide selection of red wine, white wine, and even beer, you’re bound to have a good time at this festival.

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04 Jan 2017

Top 20 Bay Area Bands of 2016

If you weren’t listening to these hot Bay Area bands in 2016 you can fix that in 2017.

The year has come to an end … some might say finally, while other is may be wishing for a couple more days. Everybody is focused on what will happen in 2017 but for just a second longer I would like to celebrate 20 bands that released epic songs in 2016.

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14 Nov 2016

Yelling ‘Fuck Trump’ Isn’t Enough

Trump won the electoral vote but he lost the popular vote. Let’s be honest with ourselves… no matter who was chosen as the next president, there were bound to be riots. However, I was floored when I learned that Hillary did not win and my party would be the rioters. I was

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