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Report: Taylor Swift NYC Ambassador, Gentrifies The Gentrified, Makes Me Want To ‘Kanye’ Her Again

They say it takes ten years to become a New Yorker. I have, what I assume will be, a short six years left to go but I

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WIN a Copy of The Guide for a Single Man or The Guide for a Single Woman

The Guide for a Single Man and The Guide for a Single Woman are the first of their kind. Not sequels, not prequels,

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More Funny Translations of Tech News

Just because you get the news about all the wonderful things happening in technology, doesn’t mean you know what the fuck it means. Luckily, we break

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What You Need to Know About NYC’s Mysterious Marijuana Delivery Service

For years I’d heard whispers, about a discreet marijuana delivery service in NYC. It’s been little more than an open secret since many of us enjoyed the

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Broke-Ass of the Week: Musician Joe Medina of MERCH

Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn

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Local Legends of the Week: Brooklyn Promoters House of Screwball

  We here at BrokeAssStuart.com like to show love to the people who make cities like San Francisco and New York special. This is our chance to hip you

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How to Buy Drugs in NYC WITHOUT a Connection

I recently attended the BAS party at Dardy's Bar in Brooklyn. While there I attempted, unsuccessfully, to buy weed. Certain attendees were generous enough to

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What You Should Know About D.I.Y. Guru Faythe Levine

Faythe Levine is hard to categorize. She is a published writer, filmmaker, lecturer, artist, and a curator. But most importantly, she is a beautiful spirit who has

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Win Tickets to see ‘Mermaid’s Legs’ @ The Tank NYC!

  Ten homeschooled teens take an exploratory deep dive into the realm of The Little Mermaid, abandoning Disney's happy ending for the explicit traumas of Hans