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FREE: Commune SF Featuring Bonnie and the Bang Bang, Owl Paws, Sunhaze and More THIS WED!

Commune SF is 2/12 at the Elbo Room […]

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Dear Everyone: Shut Up About How Much LA Sucks*

*I’m talking to myself, too. Aloha, ladies and gentlemen. It’s been a while, I know, omg whatever, but I’m still in LA and it’s almost been a whole year -

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How to Behave in a Bar…Part 1

Drunk people do drunk people things. That's pretty much the best way to describe what working in a bar is like. There are a lot

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A Broke-Ass Wedding Reception: Merriment On A Budget…

Our outdoor ceremony was 15-minutes: my mom walked me down the aisle and gave me away because my dad sucks balls, rings exchanged, vows exchanged (I left

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Win Tickets to the Winter Circus Salon!

This sounds really rad! to quote them "Jugglers! Fire breathing humans! Bitchy clown models! Witty conversation! Bad wine (or bring your own)! Food on sticks!" I mean, how do

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Support Renters’ Rights while sampling 30+ beers during SF Beer Week

I can't think of a better reason to drink beer! This event sounds amazing. I know it's a bit pricier than the stuff

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The F*CK Your New Year’s Resolution Party was AMAZING!

Ahhhh…It feels really good to finally have kicked those New Year's Resolutions to the curb doesn't it? I'm really glad we were able to help you do

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An Awesome Super Bowl Alternative – The Comedy Show Super Bowl XXVII: Men in Tights

Not everyone is into the Super Bowl. I mean it's a fun holiday filled with eating too many kinds of dips and drinking shitty American

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Celebrate Australia Day with Ping Pong, Sausage Rolls, and other Weird Australia Related Things

The history nerd in me wants to think that this is in honor of the Sydney Ducks, SF's original organized criminals. But it's not. It's

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A Party Giving the Middle Finger to your New Year’s Resolution

Special discount for BAS readers: Use discount code BROKEASS for $10 off tickets!! Buy your tickets here!! We all knew you weren't gonna keep that New Year's Resolution