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Bad-artists-imitate-great-artists-steal
16 Feb 2015

How to get your dream job through forgery

I like danger and anything I can’t have. My favorite crime is forgery.  It’s a neglected art that we’re taught to be ashamed of.  Before I tutor your first session, here are a few guidelines: The Rules of Forgery. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FORGERY. 2nd RULE:  You DO…

Badinage- Senior Drug Analyst 1
bed
06 Feb 2015

Hilarious Ways Not to Screw up Valentine’s Day

Each February, we’re told that if we really care about our honey, we need to show it with our wallets.  If he doesn’t buy you artisanal chocolates, red roses, and silk lingerie, then he clearly doesn’t really love you. What bullshit! Showing our affection in less consumerist ways is pretty…

Fayette Fox - The Scrimpy Scribe 0
rubbr1
08 Jan 2015

How To Do Rubber and Latex Fashion on a Budget (NSFW)

If these skintight rubber fashions and the NSFW tag above pique your interest, you’re perhaps tempted to attend SF fetish fashion events like RubbDown ‘15 or International Ms Leather. And you’ll surely look fuckin’ fabulous in those shiny, clingy outfits that so prominently emphasize the precise dimensions of your boobs and/or junk….

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
Nomiku_WaterBath
07 Jan 2015

Win A FREE ORIGINAL NOMIKU Sous-Vide Machine For Your Home Kitchen!

Is your New Years resolution to save more money by making food at home? San Francisco based Nomiku was recently featured in Saveur and on Forbes’ list of 30 sensational mega-brains under 30. Nomiku is also the world’s first ever sous vide immersion circulator for the home. That means now everyone can…

illyanna Maisonet - La Gorda 2
barter
05 Jan 2015

Work Less, Barter More, Live Better: A Free-Lancers Guide to Bartering

In the last 6 months alone, I have bartered for 20/20 vision via $4000 Lasik eye surgery, $2500 in catering, $400 worth of handyman work, $660 worth of hypnotherapy sessions, 20 Kinky Salon tickets, $1200 worth of gym membership/ personal training, $140 Deva hair cuts, and a $390 Burningman ticket. If I can barter for all…

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
22 Jan 2015

LOVE NOTES AND OTHER DISASTERS ZINE

A brand new collection of Broke-Ass Stuart's writing made up of some of his most famous pieces and new things never before published.

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
hung4holidays
05 Dec 2014

Outstanding Christmas Filth: Rachel Lark’s ‘Hung for the Holidays’

For the ideal holiday gift, look no further than that winking young lady above holding a plate of boner-shaped Christmas cookies. Ukelele chanteuse sexpot Rachel Lark has just released her penetrating Christmas treasury “Hung for the Holidays“, a heart-warming collection of XXX ukelele yuletide Christmas carol filth. “Hung for the Holidays” is available…

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
Take one with 8oz of water
04 Dec 2014

PSA: Why Pills That Make Your Poop Glittery Are a Terrible Idea

  Take one with 8oz of water You can buy anything on Etsy! For $9.90 (plus shipping + handling) you can get six pill capsules filled with glitter. Presumably they make your poop as colorful as a Lisa Frank folder. I can see it now, Burning Man art installations of rainbow…

Jay H - Bawdy Broadcaster 2