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22 Nov 2017

How To Take A Sh!t At Thanksgiving Dinner

The inevitable, unpleasant side effect of your fabulous friends-or-family Thanksgiving feast is that you will at some point have to bust an enormous dook. Pooping at a public gathering and in a shared restroom is generally a mortifying exercise, made worse by the fact that everyone who uses that bathroom

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22 Nov 2017

10 Things You Should Do Over Holiday Break

Holiday breaks are right around the corner, which means that everyone is swamped with things to get done in order to enjoy some time off. It’s all too easy to get caught up in the responsibilities of the moment because stress can be so overwhelming, which is why you should

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20 Nov 2017

The Greatest Grilled Cheese & Music Giveaway Ever!

This post is done in conjunction with The Melt. Wanna support an article on the site? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com This is without a doubt one of the coolest things we’ve ever done for our readers. We’ve teamed up with The Melt at 925 Market Street to throw The Greatest Grilled Cheese

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13 Nov 2017

The Sycamore Celebrates the Reopening of its Patio an Extravaganza

I’m a huge fan of the The Sycamore and their sister spot The Willows. Both are great neighborhood spots where you can get a great beer, a yummy bite, play some boardgames, and chill out with your friends. So it is with excitement that I announce that The Sycamore is reopening

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10 Nov 2017

This Week’s Events | San Francisco + New York

Rad Upcoming SF Events GOOD VIBES FEAT. NEF THE PHARAOH THU. 11/9 | 6:00PM @ THE DEPOT SFSU Tonee Hayes, better known by his stage name Nef the Pharaoh, is a 22-year-old rapper from Vallejo, California. Nef has cited Vallejo rappers like Mac Dre and E-40 as significant influences on

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07 Nov 2017

Top Ten Trader Joe’s Products You Need This Holiday Season

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Here’s a list of the top ten Trader Joe’s products you need this holiday season. Because we have convinced ourselves that while the brand disguises its real conglomerate self as the Trader Joe’s brand, it tastes

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06 Nov 2017

How To Crash All The Best Dreamforce 2017 Parties For Free

Open bar and appetizers paid for by Corporate America await you as Dreamforce 2017 swallows up SoMa and downtown all this week (Nov. 6-9). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties all over our fair city.

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