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24 Sep 2016

The Time When Dreamforce and Folsom Street Fair Collided

This piece originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column for the SF Examiner. There is a certain poetry in the fact that just after the metaphorical gangbang that is Dreamforce, we get the literal one that is Folsom Street Fair. Dreamforce brings in thousands of out-of-towners, ties up downtown traffic

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23 Sep 2016

The Best Old School Party Games You Still Want To Play

Remember making these paper footballs? No? Well here’s some instructions on how to fold properly. As you can see you can make the goal posts out on of nearly anything, you can even make a ‘U’ with your owns hands in front of your face, which gives the field goal kicker the added bonus of hitting you in the forehead everytime they split the uprights.

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23 Sep 2016

Artists are Openning Their Studios in San Francisco

San Francisco’s 41th annual Open Studios kicks off this weekend!  Hundreds of SF local artists will opening up their work space to hangout with you for several weekends!  Weekend 1 takes place at the massive Hunters Point Shipyard where large buildings next to the bay play home to thousands of pieces of art.

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tree alamo
23 Sep 2016

The 10 Best Trees To Have Sex With In San Francisco

Like many dendrophiles in our community I have been dating dozens of trees over the years.  I’ve had wild nights of passion, and of course slow romantic buildups to incredible, blossoming relationships. Before I get started with my list of the 10 best trees to have sex with in SF, I’d like to tell everyone

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22 Sep 2016

Everyone Gets a Young, Broke and Beautiful Shirt!

WANNA STAY UP ON ALL THE FREE SHIRTS WE GIVE OUT? MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM! If you’ve noticed, we like to give out free shirts. We did this first with the I Still Heart SF shirt, then the Broke As Fuck shirt, the Prince shirt, the Muhammad Ali shirt, and more. All folks gotta do is pay for shipping

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22 Sep 2016

Pour Beer at Oktoberfest to Help the Rad Nonprofit One Brick (plus get free stuff)

OneBrick.org is a really rad nonprofit that offers free, fun, social outings while trying out different ways to give back to the community. It’s a great way to earn some badly needed karma points without longterm commitments. One of the big things they’ve got coming up is the opportunity to volunteer

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22 Sep 2016

The Best Kinky Emoji Available On Your Smartphone

Many of you will find your friends at the Folsom Street Fair because you texted them. Some of you will have sex with your friends at the Folsom Street Fair because you texted them. We scrolled through to find the best sexually explicit emoji so you can text, FB or Insta

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