Sex and Dating

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Win a Butthole Bear! Yes, You Read That Right!

Whether you are for or against the day …

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Getting Stood Up at a Taco Truck

In honor of the upcoming Valentine’s Day, let’s talk about love. The happiness, the longing gazes, the tender moments shared. And sometimes: the

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‘I Heart Nerds’ Speed Dating Party is Back!

I had a regular when I was a bartender. 33, classically gorgeous and a bar owner, he had a crush on me because I didn't give a

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FREE Saucy Singles Party at Babeland Tonight

Are you single? Will you be sitting home alone on Valentine's Day while everybody else is getting laid? If you answered yes to these questions then head down

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Regal Battery Park- The Best Movie Theater to Give Head In

One time I went down on a guy during a matinee of ‘The Queen’ at the Angelika. Fittingly enough, he came out to me a year after. We

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South’s: Where to dump your girlfriend. And have fries!

South's, photo courtesy of Yelp
Visitors, even natives, to the city are constantly searching for the right place for special occasions.  Where's the perfect lighting for

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How to Successfully Meet the Parents When You’re a Broke-Ass

So you’ve finally done it-- you’ve met someone who makes you happy.  Someone who doesn’t make you want to barf when you look at them.

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Virgin Diaries: TV’s Awkward Creep-Fest

It was the promo video heard ‘round the world. Look at that awkward couple getting married. Is he feeding her momma-bird style? Oh wait,

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The Perks of Being a Bilingual Broke-Ass

  I want to be bilingual, for a variety of reasons.  Personally, I don’t like feeling like such an “ugly American” when rubbing elbows with the international crew that

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Being a Broke-Ass is Like Being on a Mid-90s Soap Opera

Legendary fashion editor Diana Vreeland once said, “We all need a splash of bad taste; no taste is what I’m against.” I wholeheartedly agree with