Sex and Dating

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Why Hot Days in San Francisco are the Absolute Worst

t’s already 70 degrees outside and the day’s not even half over. The weather thingy on my computer says the high is gonna be 78 today but what the fuck does it know? In my experience here, anytime it’s predicted to be above 73 it invariably ends up being in the 80s.

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Neo Allenism or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Sign Out of Facebook

The Fear of Missing Out, a condition so nice they gave it a catchy nickname: FOMO.

So cute right?

Isn’t that cute? The

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Win a Date with Broke-Ass Stuart!

So awhile back I was in a calendar of single Jewish guys called Mensch of the Month. I wanted the pic to be me

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Dating Without A Voice: Eric Barry Dates With A Jaw Wired Shut (Part 1)

I try to purse my cracked lips open, sputtering through the mesh of teeth and wire. At first it's just saliva, but then the colors begin

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Get an Inexpensive, Custom Suit at Indochino’s Traveling Tailor Pop-Up Shop

This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Indochino. Wanna sponsor a post or advertise on the site? Email me at info@BrokeAssStuart.com.

It’s mid-March and wedding

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A Piece About Catcalling from a Man’s Perspective

“Why’d you let that ripe piece of ass get away?” There were 20 of them. Big fuckers. No like BIG fuckers. And they were drunk too. They

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Listen to Writers (Like Me!!) Read Sexy and Erotic Tales at Red Light Lit

I'm excited to be reading at Red Light Lit again this Saturday! What is Red Light Lit? I'm glad you asked! As their site says:

Red Light Lit

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Win a Signed Copy of Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply and a Dirty Limerick!

I figure it's been awhile since I did a giveaway for what a few drunk bums in the public library consider the best book of

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Finally! A How-To for Expressing Sarcasm on Gchat.

If you are like me, you spend an embarrassing amount of time on Gchat, the messenger embedded within Google’s widely popular email application called “Gmail”. Perhaps you’re

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NYC Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day Roundup

What's love on this day? It's just another excuse to get drunk and have fun! Stimulate's Annual Valentine's Blood Massacre VI Wanna get a little hardcore this