Sex and Dating

Fuck Cancer
03 Oct 2016

What it’s Like Dating Someone with Cancer

What’s loving someone with cancer like? It sucks. It totally sucks, but you need to man (or woman) the fuck up because it sucks way worse for them. Nobody wants, or asks, for cancer to be in their lives and that’s the one thing you need to realize if you end

Curtis Schabath 0
hey
28 Sep 2016

Heyyy, Sailor! – The LGBT Fleet Week Party

For as long as San Francisco has been around, it’s been a welcome port of call for sailors looking to get a little action while on shore leave, especially queer ones. So we figured what better way to celebrate Fleet Week than to throw a party for all the LGBT member

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
Dolores_Park_TS_Hero
28 Sep 2016

Magical Third Date Ideas in San Francisco

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! In San Francisco where many relationships don’t last more than six weeks, the third date is a significant milestone. For some it marks the date count that allows them

Heather Robinson - Artisanal Trouble Maker 0
too short baby
27 Sep 2016

Things Too $hort Taught Me About Sex That Turned Out to be Wrong

Since I was 11 years old and knew nothing about hooking up, or about ladies, I took every word of the album very seriously. But what I would later learn, is that everything that Too $hort taught me about sex turned out not to be true.

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
dreamforce-folsom-street-fair
24 Sep 2016

The Time When Dreamforce and Folsom Street Fair Collided

This piece originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column for the SF Examiner. There is a certain poetry in the fact that just after the metaphorical gangbang that is Dreamforce, we get the literal one that is Folsom Street Fair. Dreamforce brings in thousands of out-of-towners, ties up downtown traffic

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
football final
23 Sep 2016

The Best Old School Party Games You Still Want To Play

Remember making these paper footballs? No? Well here’s some instructions on how to fold properly. As you can see you can make the goal posts out on of nearly anything, you can even make a ‘U’ with your owns hands in front of your face, which gives the field goal kicker the added bonus of hitting you in the forehead everytime they split the uprights.

Monsieur Sponsor 0
tree alamo
23 Sep 2016

The 10 Best Trees To Have Sex With In San Francisco

Like many dendrophiles in our community I have been dating dozens of trees over the years.  I’ve had wild nights of passion, and of course slow romantic buildups to incredible, blossoming relationships. Before I get started with my list of the 10 best trees to have sex with in SF, I’d like to tell everyone

Pat 0