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Uber Sabotages Dozens of Tech Companies with Plot to Monopolize News All Week

Early Friday morning, Aereo, the tv streaming company […]

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Just Because you delete Uber from your phone doesn’t mean your account is deleted!

I always thought Uber had shitty business practices and thought the owner was a total fucking penis wrinkle. But now that a high ranking member of the

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Win Tickets to a Vinage Fashion Fair + Dance Party @ Alameda’s Vintage Pinball Museum

  Celebrate Vintage Pinball Style at the Pacific Pinball Museum! Play, shop, laugh,

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What Happens When a Party Monster Like Me Starts Doing Yoga? (Plus FREE Yoga for BAS Readers!)

This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Yoga TreeWanna sponsor a post or advertise on the site? Email me at 

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Win a Copy of My New Zine: Love Notes and Other Disasters!

Love Notes and Other Disasters is a 60 page collection of some my most popular pieces (like Living in San Francisco MeansWhy You Should Fuck a

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‘Polly: Sex Culture Revolutionary’ memoir launches with a bang Sunday at CSC

The newly released book "Polly" is a true 'memoir for the boudoir', detailing the fast times, debauched morals and life story of Kinky Salon and

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Check Out My Brand New Publication: Love Notes and Other Disasters!

I'm very excited to announce the release of Love Notes and Other Disasters. It’s been 10 years or so since I made my last zine. Back then

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The City That Was: The Ace in the Hole for Creative Culture

In The City That Was, Bohemian Archivist P Segal tells a weekly story of what you all missed: the days

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Get an Inexpensive, Custom Suit at Indochino’s New San Francisco Shop

This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Indochino. Wanna sponsor a post or advertise on the site? Email me at info@BrokeAssStuart.com.

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More Funny Translations of Tech News

Just because you get the news about all the wonderful things happening in technology, doesn’t mean you know what the fuck it means. Luckily, we break