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rush-tix
23 Feb 2015

Get on My Guest List for Rad Events Every Week!

I’ve partnered up with RushTix to do something cool. RushTix is a new way to discover the great arts, culture and events of San Francisco. We uncover the city’s hidden gems and get you (and your +1) on the guest list every week. Each week you’ll receive a new hand-picked list of fun and unique things…

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19 Feb 2015

Midori dishes details on ‘Seduction’ party tonight at the Asian Art Museum!

When you’ve got Midori and several Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence onhand at a 17th century Japanese brothel party, you pretty much clear your calendar for that shit. And that is exactly what’s happening tonight, Thursday, February 19 at the Courtesans, Cooks, Samurai and Servants opening night party, also featuring the Theatre of Yugen…

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16 Feb 2015

How to get your dream job through forgery

I like danger and anything I can’t have. My favorite crime is forgery.  It’s a neglected art that we’re taught to be ashamed of.  Before I tutor your first session, here are a few guidelines: The Rules of Forgery. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FORGERY. 2nd RULE:  You DO…

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12 Feb 2015

Huge Announcement: Check Out The Awesome BrokeAssStuart.com Redesign!!

Woo-hoo!! Will you look at this baby?!? Goddamn it looks good! This has been a long time coming and I am glad it is finally here. Now that you’re here please take some time to look around. We’ve made some pretty stellar changes to BrokeAssStuart.com so that you’ll get all…

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
29 Jan 2015

You Can Now Give your Vagina a Spa Day…Yes Really.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the Jenny McCarthy of vaginal/sex health. Please don’t listen to a damn thing she says. The woman went and got a vaginal spa treatment. Chai-yok is a 600 year old Korean treatment that is supposed to promote uterine health and stimulate hormones and for all it’s history there is no science…

Jay H - Bawdy Broadcaster 0
22 Jan 2015

LOVE NOTES AND OTHER DISASTERS ZINE

A brand new collection of Broke-Ass Stuart's writing made up of some of his most famous pieces and new things never before published.

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
26 Jan 2015

Where to Buy Sex, Drugs, and Toilet Paper in the Tenderloin

I like danger and anything I can’t have. At 2:15am I took a stolen carton of Marlboro Reds (one that I stole) to sell on Leavenworth St. in the Tenderloin (the TL). It traded for $50. I took my new $50 bill and bought two roxicodone. The $50 was fake,…

Badinage- Senior Drug Analyst 5
14 Jan 2015

Enter to Win $100 Discover Gift Card + Dine During Oakland Restaurant Week!

Your next meal in Oakland could be on Discover! Win a $100 Discover gift card to be used at participating Oakland restaurants during Oakland Restaurant Week! The 5th Annual Oakland Restaurant Week runs January 15-25 with over 80 restaurants offering prix fixe dining options at $20, $30 and $40 per person. Find out why Oakland is…

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