Why Hot Days in San Francisco are the Absolute Worst

t’s already 70 degrees outside and the day’s not even half over. The weather thingy on my computer says the high is gonna be 78 today but what the fuck does it know? In my experience here, anytime it’s predicted to be above 73 it invariably ends up being in the 80s.

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Free Mimosas and Bi-Rite Fixins at Aldea Niños 30%-Off Back-to-School Sale TODAY

The lynchpin of brunch is, of course, the mimosa. Without it, or it’s more potent sister, the Bloody Mary, the majority of brunches in this town would

2012 Barworkers

The 7th Annual Mid-Winter Bar Worker’s Ball is on Monday!


If you work in the service industry, this time of year is sort of a blessing and a curse. The holidays, grueling hours, double-shifts and

The Snack Depot: SOMA’s Best Kept Secret

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I'm really big on deluding myself into thinking that I don't need to

Cheap Sips @ 7×7′s Travel Issue Happy Hour Friday

[caption id="attachment_18538" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Finding "swimsuit" weather generally does involve a suitcase."][/caption] In honour of their latest issue on what's great outside the forty-nine square miles, 7X7 is

Kelli Rudick Will Blow Your Feeble Mind

Let me just get this out of the way now.  Yes, Kelli Rudick used to date Khaki King.  But fucking a chick who's sold a bunch

Fuck the Recession Party Wrap-Up

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="photo by Crystal Akins from the SF Weekly"] [/caption] For all you that didn't make it to the Fuck the Recession Party, you missed out